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The Legend of Hell House (1973) PDF Print E-mail
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Movie Reviews - Horror and Gore
Written by Matthew J. DeReno   
Sunday, November 01, 2009 02:02 PM

KingIt is always delightful to discover a gem of a film perhaps lost in today’s deluge of blood and gore.  Such is the case with the The Legend of Hell House, which first haunted the silver screen in 1973.  Starring a horror legend himself, Roddy McDowall, The Legend of Hell House is the classic, if not clichéd, story of the atypical haunted house and the team of investigators sent to go prove if it is haunted or not; the experts, if you will, concerned with a supernatural task.  I mean isn’t this the plot of most Scooby-Doo episodes? It doesn’t matter. 

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1408 (2007) PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Matthew J. DeReno   
Sunday, September 27, 2009 10:20 AM

KingMike Enslin (Cusack) is a disbeliever and then some.  He is rather jaded from life after a turn of unfortunate events, which left him deeply melancholic, withdrawn; seemingly in a never-ending existential crisis.  Or, it could be said, he is just like most writers right?  Okay, bad joke. 

Why he is really like this, we soon discover.  It is the result of the untimely death of his daughter Katie.  He can’t get over that; most fathers couldn’t.  Surely, he can’t be faulted for this level of cynicism given the foundation of its dark wellspring?  His daughter’s death changed his views on life.  However, another event is about to do that again; or, at very least, test his ability to believe in anything at all. 

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Horsemen (2009) PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Sam Minardi   
Friday, July 24, 2009 02:43 AM

As police detective Aiden Breslin (Dennis Quaid) struggles to maintain a bond with this two sons following the death of his wife, he finds himself immersed into an investigation of a series of horrific murders.  The veteran detective closes in on the investigation and connects the killings to the Biblical prophecy of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.  In this film's failed attempt to create suspense, Breslin discovers a chilling, yet predicable, connection between himself and the suspects.  This "shocking" connection is anything but and it becomes clear well before the plot unfolds on screen. 

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American Psycho (2000) PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Kevin Meehan   
Tuesday, June 30, 2009 06:04 AM

KingSometimes, after (and even during) a long and frustrating day of on the job I feel like I could just snap. I think about people I interacted with throughout the day and (one hundred percent jokingly) say “man, I coulda killed that jagoff. Fortunately, unlike Christian Bale’s character, Patrick Bateman, in the classic, or at least cult classic, film American Psycho, I never really go too crazy opting to rather relax by, I don’t know, taking in a movie or something. Before I know it, I end up feeling much better, and would you look at that, no one gets hurt or chased by a naked guy with a chainsaw. If only I could explain this technique to Mr. Bateman a lot of trouble could have been avoided. The again, if I did that we would all be robbed of a kick ass “King” of a movie.

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Francis Ford Copola's Dracula (1992) PDF Print E-mail
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Tuesday, July 14, 2009 09:43 PM
Bram Stoker's Dracula Bram Stoker's Dracula tells the story of the famous blood sucker pretty much exactly as I imagined it from the original Bram Stoker novel, published well over a hundred years ago.  The tale is well known and perhaps needs no description here were it not for the fact the original tale is not so well known anymore.  Today's generation is more into teen vampire concepts, where vampires are symbolic of outcasts, social pariahs and teen angst.  This Dracula story is about being so mad at God, you will yourself to not accept death.  You put love over even belief in God. This is not about a cute teen girl fraternizing with a cool ostracized kid with fangs.
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