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Any Given Sunday (1999) PDF Print E-mail
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Movie Reviews - Sports
Written by Matthew J. DeReno   
Friday, 11 March 2011 04:03

QueenAl Pacino is cool as hell when portraying crazed killers in movies.  We have to look no further than his Tony Montana role in Scarface (1983). However, I can't buy him as a football coach.  Pacino has seem to lost a bit of his trademark edge he once had playing cold-blooded fools like Tony Montana in Scarface; an outspoken and hot-headed defense attorney in And Justice For All (1979), and the role he is lionized for, Michael Corleone, the heir apparent mafiosi, inThe Godfather (1972). Okay, the man is older.  He is slowing down.  It happens to the best.  I just don't buy Al as Tony D'Amato, the head coach of the Miami Sharks.

Pacino seems tired in this role.  Maybe that is okay.  After all, the Sharks suck.  Still, in the obligatory coach speech locker room scene, we have a chance for Pacino to deliver a "Win one for the Gipper" speech.  It fell flat.

To focus on football for a moment.  The movie is like Stone's JFK version of the NFL.  Players are all butt-hammering neanderthals (to paraphrase an actual line James Woods delivered as the team doc).  Jaimie Foxx as "Steamin" Willie Beamen (who keeps the "bitches creamin" - at least in his rap video), is the suddenly superstar quarterback of the Sharks, who both hates the exploitative system of Pro football, yet as a result, feels entitled to exploit it for the benefit of his egocentric stardom. Foxx was quite effective portraying a pro athlete; that certain arrogance, which many athletes do have. 

 

 

The tackles, passes, catches, and on field theatrics, is okay.  I wasn't wowed. The camera was very jittery.  Some of the long passes were filmed nicely.  I also wish they could have used the banner of criticism to really say this is the NFL.  I guess the NFL would have sued the hell out of Oliver Stone.  But, if you are making a critical film, isn't that right protected?

This movie was afraid to call a spade a spade. I mean, hell, in Jerry Maguire (1996), the real NFL was actually portrayed.  However, it was more or less portrayed in a very favorable light.  So, does the NFL control if they can be portrayed in a film? Wouldn't this be like Stone making a movie about a made up President who whose nameis "John F. Keely" and was shot in Dallas?  You see what I am getting at friend?

Cameron Diaz as the team owner sucked.  She is better used in funny roles.  I just don't like her as a bitch. James Woods as the team doctor was over the top.  He basically acted exactly just like the sleazeball character he played in Casino (1995).  He does those parts well.  But, I don't know, the team doctor was out of control in this film.  I'm still not sure why the doc would go totally out of his way to switch players' injury results?

Any Given Sunday is a conspiracy theorists version of Pro football.  In Oliver Stone's world, all football players are assholes.  The white players are heavy metal, steroid abusing, head-banging bikers.  The black guys are hood thugs, pimpin' with money.  The owners only care about the bottom line.  Everybody is a whore.  Even the fans are too. Is that the way the NFL really is? Don't I mention Al Pacino looked tired?

All in all, Any Given Sunday is not a bad film.  If you like football and you find yourself wondering what the hell to watch on the tube one night, and you happen across this flick, you could do much worse for a sports flick. The problem is that on "Any Given Sunday" there is probably something better to watch.

 

 

 
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The Hustler (1961) PDF Print E-mail
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Movie Reviews - Sports
Written by Matthew J. DeReno   
Sunday, 08 November 2009 15:48

AceThe Hustler tells the story of small-time pool shark—a hustler—by the name of "Fast Eddie" Felson (Paul Newman). Fast Eddie has a burning desire to prove himself the best player in the country by beating legendary pool player "Minnesota Fats" (Jackie Gleason).  After initially losing to Fats and getting involved with a cold uncaring manager, Bert Gordon (George C. Scott), Eddie returns to beat Fats, but only after paying a terrible personal price.

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The Natural (1984) PDF Print E-mail
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Movie Reviews - Sports
Written by Matthew J. DeReno   
Sunday, 08 November 2009 15:23

KingStarring Robert Redford, The Natural is a baseball flick about a baseball wunderkind, Roy Hobbs (Redford).  It is the 1920s. Hobbs is a gifted athlete who can do it all in baseball.  However, in his early years, he is nearly shot and killed by a sinister woman and his baseball career is derailed before it ever really had a chance to go anywhere.  Cut to 16 years later and Hobbs is a middle-aged Rookie looking for a chance to get back into baseball. 

Hobbs starts to knock the cover off the baseball after finally given a begrudging chance to play by the old grizzled coach Pop Fisher (Wilford Brimley).  Unfortunately, the owner of the New York Knights, wants the team to lose so they can sell his share of the team. 

The Natural is just about as good as it gets when it comes to baseball flicks. However, for my dollar, it is not one of my all time favorite sports movies, but this may simply be a personal preference.  I found the movie a tad bit overly sentimental.  Everything Hobbs did was done to orchestral accompaniment and Homeric slow motion takes to emphasize the Herculean gifts of Roy Hobbs.  Great movie yes.  I can't give it an "Ace" simply because I don't really care to watch it all the time.  I get it early on that Hobbs is a "Natural." In fact, when I happen to watch any of The Natural, I seldom finish the film. So it gets a "King" for its inexplicable inability to hold my natural interest. 

 
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Raging Bull (1980) PDF Print E-mail
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Thursday, 16 July 2009 19:50

 

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 "Raging Bull" is without question one of my all-time favorite films. The movie is the story of former World Middleweight Champion Jake La Motta. Unlike today's sports biopics, "Raging Bull" was a true-to-life story of the colorful former champ.

Calling La Motta "colorful" is kind of like calling Michael Jackson "different." The truth is that La Motta was a raging bull both in and out of the ring, and the character portrayed by the incomparable Robert DeNiro is spot on. In fact, I am confident writing that very sentence because of a chance encounter that I personally had with the former champ in 1998. While polishing off one of what I assume was many beers in a midtown Manhattan lounge, I notice an older gentleman signing autographs at a corner table. The bartender told me who he was and I was on the case! Upon introducing myself, I mentioned what a fan I was of the film and the grisly old fighter invited me to sit with him and his guest. We talked for nearly an hour about the film, his career, his battles with the great Sugar Ray Robinson and just how wonderful it truly is to be Italian. (Never underestimate the bond between our people!)

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The Express (2008) PDF Print E-mail
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Movie Reviews - Sports
Written by Sam Minardi   
Thursday, 09 July 2009 15:14

KingInspirational is an overused term, in my humble opinion.  However, “The Express” can only be described as such.  The story of Ernie Davis is extraordinary and it’s quite amazing to see how far African-American athletes have come over the past half century.

However, “The Express” is just the latest sports biopic to replace fact with dramatic fiction.  Why filmmakers insist on doing such a thing I’ll never know.

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