Vintage

By Matt’s Inner Coach On The FFD PITTSBURGH – I have to hand it to this fat tub of guts. He put in an exceptional week to finish the preseason, the likes of which he has not done before. He essentially put up 70 points and goose-egged his Inner Fat slob with zeros across the [...]

The FunnyNewz.com has it on lousy investigative reporting the Top 10 Things Tiger Woods Should Not Say At His Apology Press Conference this Friday.  Without further delay:

10. "During my transgressions... I never once... putted from the rough!"
9. "It's the only time I have had consecutive 8s in a row."